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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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