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Shane Ronay
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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Shane Ronay
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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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