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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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