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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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