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Why is this man so scared of being in the hospital?

He wants to stay clear of the poison i.v.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Shane Ronay
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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Akiva Lane
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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Zev Juravel
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What electronic device is named after an American insect?

USB

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Akiva Lane
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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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