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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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Shane Ronay
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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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