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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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