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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Shane Ronay
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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Shane Ronay
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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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Shane Ronay
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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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