What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

1899

What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

595

What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

1918

Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

2351

How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

613

What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

1894

Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

1654

Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

1898

What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

855

What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

1925

What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

716

What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

1657