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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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