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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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