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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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