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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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