What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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How do horses get along with others?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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