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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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