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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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