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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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