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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

1899

Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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