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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How do horses get along with others?

They have stable relationships.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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