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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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