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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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