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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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