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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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