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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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How do horses get along with others?

They have stable relationships.

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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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