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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a farmer's field?

Because potatoes have eyes, corn has ears, and the beanstalk.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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