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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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