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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What does the word 'avoidable' mean?

It's what a bull fighter tries to do.

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What word is spelled incorrectly in the dictionary?

The word 'incorrectly'.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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