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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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