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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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