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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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