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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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