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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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