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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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An elevator pitch.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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It's a lap top.

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A dessert island.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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