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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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