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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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