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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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A square not.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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