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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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An elevator pitch.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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