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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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