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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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