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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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