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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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A dessert island.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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