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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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