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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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