What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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