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A pear of scissors.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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