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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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A pear of scissors.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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