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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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A square not.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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