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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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