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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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