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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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A paradigm.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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