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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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