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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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