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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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