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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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