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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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