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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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It's a lap top.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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