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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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A pear of scissors.

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