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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Why did the orange teacher call the student orange 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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