Pictures:

What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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