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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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