Pictures:

What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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