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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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