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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What did Jim do when the bully challenged him to a debate?

He just walked away, and didn't take de bait.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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