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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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