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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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