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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student orange 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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