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Why did the orange teacher call the student orange 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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