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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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