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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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