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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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