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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

1794

Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

1317

What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

683

What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

1233

What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

1276

What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

1275

What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

581

What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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