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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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A son of a gun.

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