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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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