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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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