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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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