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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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