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A field of hole wheat.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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