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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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