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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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