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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared to mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He developed a raspy voice.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why is being grateful a good investment?

It is always appreciating.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a big plus.

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