Pictures:

Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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