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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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