Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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What is a complicated fear of clusters of buildings called?

It's a complex complex complex.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

1479

What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

219

Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

282

What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

1059

What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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