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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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