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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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