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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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