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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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