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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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