Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

1514

What's the downside of overseeing a coatroom in the summer?

Nobody has hang-ups.

1075

What happens when a batter hits a fly ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

898

What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

1279

What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

419

What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

1432

Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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