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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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