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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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