Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

690

What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

1318

What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

1062

Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

1056

What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

2357

What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

1456

Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

1084

How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

637

Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

838

Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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