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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a big plus.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did Dorothy's husband leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What did the contractor say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I really blue it.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin' and the cheetah.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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