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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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