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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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