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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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