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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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