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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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