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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but has a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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