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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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