Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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A photo of synthesis.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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