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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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