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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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