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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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