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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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