Pictures:

Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

1114

Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

873

What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

1210

What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

294

A field of hole wheat.

1076

What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

845

Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

901

How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

580

Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

1046

A photo of synthesis.

308

Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

2222

How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

1599