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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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