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Why is the shovel so important to society?

It is a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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