Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

2061

A field of hole wheat.

1076

Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His name was Prompt Lee.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

238

What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus...you need to be dialed-in.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why did the gardener see an eye doctor?

People told him that he had a green thumb

217

How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

1093

Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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