What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

433

Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Health specialist

2006

Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

1095

What's the downside of overseeing a coatroom in the summer?

Nobody has hang-ups.

1075

Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

2222

Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

852

Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

331

Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

1084

What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

2269

Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

1091

How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

2490

Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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