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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

2004