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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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