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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Which prison does the glee club repeat the lyrics to each song?

Sing Sing.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new crop to raise his celery.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

Many people see it as a big plus.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is one way to eliminate ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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