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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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