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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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