Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

813

What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

1301

How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

206

Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

797

How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

795

How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

1822

What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

2129

What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

1034

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072

Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

1811

How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

228

Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

1798