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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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