If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

596

Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

840

Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

That's a heeded discussion.

1496

Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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