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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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