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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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