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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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