Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

812

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

Completely by "chants"

1996

Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

215

What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

1389

How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

337

Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

What are the odds that this man will slim down?

Fat chance.

380

Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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