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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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