Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

1069

How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

2218

Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

413

A field of hole wheat.

1076

Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

1231

Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

1433

Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

1277

Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

198

Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877

Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

1089

How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

1184

Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

1239