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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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