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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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