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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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