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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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