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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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