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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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