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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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