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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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