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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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