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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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