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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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