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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

1481

What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

1085

Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

868

Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

756

Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

2061

Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

877

What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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