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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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