What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

343

What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

2550

What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

1503

What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

1820

Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

180

How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

591

Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

1090

Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

782

What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

817

What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

1444

How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

872