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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why do we use the term "rode" when we've already ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why was it easy to reverse-engineer the dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What is happening here?

The duck is checking his bill for web service.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His name was Prompt Lee.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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