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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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