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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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