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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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