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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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