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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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