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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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