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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did Dorothy's husband leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is a complicated fear of clusters of buildings called?

It's a complex complex complex.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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