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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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