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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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