Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why is this man so scared of being in the hospital?

He wants to stay clear of the poison i.v.

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Why does a musical conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they left each other?

Bye, son.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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