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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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