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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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