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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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