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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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