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Who invented tiny nails?

Someone named Brad.

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What happens if you're bad at negotiating?

You end up paying the price.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How did the guest of honor find out that chili was being served at his dinner?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Which prison does the glee club repeat the lyrics to each song?

Sing Sing.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic have a dermotologist on staff?

To make people skinny.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

Even as a child he raised a racket.

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