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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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