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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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