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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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