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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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