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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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