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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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