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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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