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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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