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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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