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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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