How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It's either "My way", or the highway.

1297

How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

323

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

1290

Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

223

How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

182

How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

582

Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

1263

What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

209

What did the English actor say when asked if this line could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

1473

A son of a gun.

330

What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

That left an impact we'll never forget.

592

Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

1072