Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

1070

Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

1096

Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

280

What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

1291

Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

635

How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

1463

What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

1034

How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

815

What are these people doing?

They're about to drive people bananas.

1794

What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

367

Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

238

Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

1084