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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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